蝙蝠侠 致命玩笑
首先 First Of all,
我觉得这开场和你预想的有所不同 I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start,
不该是皎洁的月光下灯火辉煌的城市背景 not with a big shiny moon or a city that could look stunning in spite of itself.
还有我 Or me.
但你要知道在这惨剧发生之前 But I wanted you to know that before the horror began,
在一切还没有分崩离析时 before it all came crashing down,
披风面罩和见义勇为曾是多么刺激 there was a time when capes and cowls and fighting crime really was exciting.
我跟随蝙蝠侠差不多快三年了 I'd been with Batman for almost three years.
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那一晚我父亲给他亮了信号，所以肯定出事了 That night my father signaled for him, so something was up.
我往往不参与他们的讨论 I tend to stay out of these discussions.
为什么我要置身其中 I mean, why push my luck?
在吗？是的 You there? - Yeah.
发生一起抢劫案 We've got a robbery.
该死的 Bloody son of a...
搞得你好像没被警车追过一样 You act like you've never been in a police chase before.
- 前面左拐 - 这儿？ Take the next left. - Here?
这儿 Here.
我们得把这车厢丢了 We've got to lose the truck.
我们不如把这帮条子甩了，行不 Let's lose the cops instead, okay?
这下有好戏看了 This is going to be a night to remember.
Fricking A!
小心坠物 Caution, falling debris.
好吧，把车厢甩了 Okay, we lose the truck.
你想从一个抢劫犯变成杀人犯吗 You really want to turn a robbery into a murder?
你觉得我有其它路可走吗 You see another way out of this?
我知道你现在境况很差 I know you're in a bad spot.
但没有最差只有更差 But there's bad and then there's worse.
就像这样 Like that.
谈判 Negotiating?
他不会伤到我的 He wasn't going to hurt me.
你确定吗 Did he know that?
有时候得抱点信心 Sometimes, you have to have a little faith.
副驾驶在哪 What happened to the drivers?
他们跑了 They got away.
不过天色还早 But the night's still young.
我得单独聊聊 I'm going to need some alone time.
噢，好吧，嗯 Oh, sure, yeah.
那晚点 Maybe I'll see you...
见 Later.
好多照片 It's a lot of photos.
我叔叔很关心家里人的，包括他除掉的那些 My uncle's big on family, even the ones he's hit.
陛下在等着我们觐见呢 His Holiness is expecting us.
给我滚进来 Get the hell in here.
全部频道 It's all over the news.
都在报道 Every channel.
我能说什么呢？蝙蝠女太辣了 What can I tell you? Batgirl's hot.
别给我耍嘴皮子 Don't get smart.
我一晚上失去了四个手下 I lost four men yesterday.
四个傻逼 Four idiots.
他们说能搞掉装甲车上追踪器的 They said they could knock out the tracker on the armored car.
我觉得他们连塞台电脑到自己屁眼里都做不到 I don't think they could plug a computer in their ass.
我关心这个吗 Do I care?
你们的失误害我丢了十万块 I'm out 100 grand, thanks to your frigging fiasco.
而我的收获是什么？ And what do I get for it?
蝙蝠侠和他马子在我耳边吹风 The Bat and his bitch breathing down my neck.
至少，你得把我的钱一分不少拿回来，侄子 Bottom line, you're going to give me my money back, nephew, every cent.
不然，你就可以去天上玩一玩了 Otherwise you're going to become a very distant relative, very soon.
明白 Capisce?
好吧，叔叔，听你调遣 Okay, unc, whatever you say.
坏大叔，哈？ Darker men, huh?
芭芭拉，干嘛不早告诉我？ Barbara, why didn't you tell me?
我有个表哥是辩护律师 I have a cousin who's a defense attorney.
噢，里瑟，也没那么坏 Ooh, Reese, not that dark.
他还是单身 He's single.
呵，听起来好那么一点了，是不？ Well, that lightens him up a bit, doesn't it?
阿芭，亲 Babs, girl,
我不明白你怎么身在菜场中 I do not understand why you're having fishing troubles
却感慨没有你的菜 when we are in the middle of a lake.
到底要他们怎么做才能吸引你的注意？ What do these guys have to do to get your attention?
偷一本书吗？ Steal a book?
事实上，我有喜欢的人了 It just so happens I'm involved with someone.
有点，算是吧 Sort of, kind of.
到哪步了，哈？ That serious, huh?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我爸的部门正在全城安装监控摄像头 My dad's department has been setting up city cams.
我在帮忙搞定软件系统 I've been helping with the program.
赞啊，从你的电脑上可以监控半个哥谭市 It's amazing. You can view half of Gotham from your computer.
看起来像你的菜哦，坏大叔 Looks like a bad boy, just your type.
老天爷，帕里斯，垃圾堆里面捡到宝了 Jesus, Paris, a friggin' fortune in the middle of some dump.
不可思议 It's ridiculous.
这以前是个银行 It used to be a bank.
一个家族从1929年开始就掌管这栋房子了 The same family's owned this building since 1929.
-哪个家族？ - 我叔叔的 Which family? - My uncle's.
你他么脑子有病吧 You are bloody crazy.
你听上去有不爽 You sound pissed.
-不，我听上去翔都要爽出来了 - 我没有啊 No, I sound freaked the "F" out. - I'm not.
这让我更不爽了 And that's freaking me, too.
我叔叔是头恐龙，罗尼 My uncle's a dinosaur, Lonny.
等他发觉我们干了什么的时候，他早都灭绝了 By the time he finds out what we've done, he'll be extinct.
今天无法取现，孩子们 No withdrawals today, boys.
我靠，是她 Bloody hell, it's her!
蝙蝠女，我可没料到 Batgirl, I am impressed.
你的霸道总裁男友去哪儿了？ Where's your overbearing boyfriend?
他不是我男朋友 He's not my boyfriend.
那我还有机会咯 Then maybe I have a chance.
你在搞毛啊？ What are you doing?
我想见识见识她 I want to meet her.
牛逼 Awesome.
我不想非得把你弄疼了 I don't want to have to hurt you.
你干嘛不能像其他人一样当个乖乖女呢？ Why should you be different from all the other girls?
跟跳舞一样 It's like a dance.
对，没错 Yeah, right.
可惜我们不能静静旁观 Too bad we can't sit this one out.
我不在低级非主流身上浪费时间 I don't waste my time with punk amateurs.
噢，亲，我想你误会我了 Oh, baby, I think you've misjudged me.
樱桃味的，哈？ Smells like cherries, huh?
离就寝时间还有大概10秒，亲爱的 You've got maybe 10 seconds to bedtime, baby.
也不能没有吻别就结束了 Can't end the night without a kiss.
你不可能逃得出大门的，蝙蝠女 You'll never make it to the door, Batgirl.
机灵鬼 Smart girl.
她打盹去了，我们装钱吧 She's taking a nap. Let's grab the money.
谢了 Thanks.
我昏迷了多久？ How long was I out?
几分钟 A few minutes.
显然我到的时候他们刚走不久 Apparently, I got there right after they left.
你应该等我一起行动 You should've waited for me.
他们就快要撤了 They were on their way out.
我必须抓紧行动 I had to do something.
他的名字叫帕里斯，帕里斯·弗朗茨 His name is Paris, Paris Franz.
你在搞笑？ You're kidding?
看来是真的 I guess not.
你父亲给了我他的档案 Your father gave me his file.
他是个自恋又反社会的变态 He's a nasty combination of narcissist and sociopath.
他在割断你喉咙之前还能把你逗乐 He'll have you smiling right up to the moment he cuts your throat.
我很久都没和他这种人交手了 I haven't had to deal with his type of crazy in a while.
我也不希望你去 I don't want you to, either.
你说的重点是 What are you saying?
别背着我去接触他 Don't go near him without me.
- 什么？ - 不管什么情况下 - Excuse me? - No matter what.
我们还没到形影不离的地步呢 We're not exactly attached at the hip.
在这个案子上，我们到了 We are on this.
你想跟我搭档，得照我说的来做 You want to work with me, you do what I say.
就这样了？你的话就是王法了？ And that's it? You speak and the words are law?
对 Yes.
等等，让我搞清楚 Let me understand.
你在跟某人交往，但不是在约会 You're seeing a guy, but not really dating.
- 没错 - 在瑜伽课上 - Right. - In a yoga class.
差不多 Basically.
他是你的，教练？ He's, like, the instructor?
没错 Right.
他对你提要求了？ And he's making demands?
他一向控制欲很强，我一般无所谓 He's always been controlling, usually I'm okay with it.
但是没有肉体关系？ But there's no sex?
天，没有！ God, no!
你对他感兴趣，因为…… And you're into him because...
因为瑜伽 Because of the yoga.
我很喜欢瑜伽 I like the yoga.
那去别的班上练啊 So, find another class.
没别的班了，里瑟，就这一个 There is no other class, Reese. This is it.
而且我练得很好 And I'm good.
他嘴上不说，但心知肚明我是他班上最好的学生 He won't say it, but I'm the best damn student he ever had.
所以要是他开始意气用事 So, if he's going to start making decisions based on emotions
然而他根本没有意气，那么我想我们是闹了点小矛盾 of which he has zero, then I think we've got a problem!
他们还说基佬场面复杂得多，神马？ And they say the gay scene is complicated. What?
拿好，女士们，小费里有我们的爱心与谢意 Here you go, ladies, added token of our appreciation.
这是你伙计要我戴的面具 Here's the mask your buddy wanted me to wear.
抱歉我们得劈了那枕套 Sorry, we had to cut up the pillowcase.
好的，谢谢了 Got it, thank you.
顺便提一下，我家里有个真正的面具 You know I've got real masks back at the house, just saying.
所以我们还要在这里呆多久？ So, how long are we going to be here?
我还以为你们英国佬喜欢吹海风 I thought you Brits liked the salt air.
我不喜欢把一大包钱堆在马桶下面 I don't like all that money sitting under a friggin' sink.
- 那拿去喂鱼吧 - 什么？ - Feed it to the fish. - What?
我刚破解了我叔叔海外的所有账户 I just got access to every offshore account my uncle owns.
她还说我低级 And she called me an amateur.
是谁？ Who is it?
是你叔叔 It's your uncle.
我们怎么脱身？ How do we get out?
近在眼前 You're looking at it.
蝙蝠女，很遗憾我没要到你的电话号码 Batgirl, I'm afraid I didn't get your number.
所以我发布这个视频让警察叔叔转交给你 So I'm sending this video to the police to give to you.
他们总得会做点事吧 They've got to be good for something.
你可能听说了我到手了一点家族财产 You may have heard that I've come into some family money.
我告诉过你我不是非主流 I told you I'm no punk.
实际上，我给你准备了一份礼物 In fact, I got you a gift.
好礼赠佳人 Something special for my special girl.
到我们初次见面的地方，你就会看到了 Just go back to where we met. You'll see.
- 好萌 - 这不是卖萌，这是个圈套 - Cute. - It's not cute. It's a trick.
我知道，但心里还是有点美 I know, but it is a little flattering.
不，他并不了解你 No, he doesn't know you.
他只是把你具体化了 He's objectified you.
当一个罪犯涉及了私人情结的时候可不妙 When a criminal gets personal like that, it's bad news.
你别插手这件事 You're off this one.
- 什么？ - 我不想你再卷入这个案子了 - What? - I don't want you on this case.
完全撒手不管？他对我有意思，我们可以利用这一点 At all? So he likes me, we can use that.
他不惧怕你 He's not afraid of you.
我希望他紧张 I want him nervous.
你们初次见面是在那个仓库里，对吧？ The place you met was at that warehouse, right?
对，你要去哪？ Yeah. Where are you going?
你父亲和他手下已经包围那个地方了 Your father and his men are already canvassing the place.
我有什么发现会告诉你的 I'll let you know what we find.
等等，我们还没完呢 Hold on, we're not done.
不，等等！ No, wait. Wait!
嘿！ Hey!
这就是那礼物？ Is this the gift?
我还以为佳人配得上更特别一点呢 'Cause I thought I was a little more special.
你是佳人没错，亲爱的 You are, baby.
但真正的好礼在别的地方 But the real gift's somewhere else.
姑娘们都喜欢寻宝游戏，不是吗？ Girls like scavenger hunts, don't they?
这游戏很耗时间吗？ Is this going to take long?
进去时当心点 Careful getting in.
这暂时还不是我的财产 I don't own this place yet.
你越来越接近了 You're getting hot, hotter.
喔，你们就要融为一体了 Whoa, you might have to call the fire department.
- 礼物在哪？ - 别急，四处看看嘛 - Where's the gift? - Come on, look around.
你可是个小侦探 You're the girl detective.
献给你，亲爱的 For you, my love.
你知道自己在干嘛吗？ Do you realize what you've done?
他可是哥谭最大的大佬 He was the biggest boss in Gotham.
他不过是个阿斗 He was an artifact.
靠摆地摊起家 He went out with phone booths and the porkpie hat.
我是革命性的新一代，亲爱的 I'm the next evolution, baby.
如今，全靠头脑、胆量和技术 Today, it's all about brains and nerve and tech.
我是靠这些得到他的钱，也会靠这些得到你 That's how I got his money and that's how I'm going to get you.
老板，您没事吧？ Boss, you okay in there?
- 你怕是得排队了 - 把门撞开 - You might have to get in line. - Break it down.
你任由他戏耍 You let him play you.
他认为他了解你，就像你们之间有所关系一样 He thinks he knows you, like there's some kind of relationship going.
他像遛狗一样遛得你团团转 He led you like a lap dog.
放……，我知道自己在干嘛 Bull, I knew what I was doing.
我跟你一样，在抓捕罪犯 I was on the hunt, same as you.
不，你只是想证明你自己 No, you were trying to prove something.
你让你的自尊蒙蔽了你的理性，你应该听我的话 You let your ego cloud your judgment. You should've listened to me.
- 我以为我们是搭档 - 我们的确是 - I thought we were partners. - We are.
但不代表我们地位对等，事实上相去甚远 But we're not equals, not even close.
你这自视清高，目中无人…… You sanctimonious, self-righteous...
你没我了解的那么深，芭芭拉 You're not in it like I am, Barbara.
这对你来说还是游戏，一种刺激 It's still a game for you, it's still a thrill.
你还没经历过…… You haven't been taken to the edge yet.
经历过什么？ The edge of what?
绝望的深渊，当你对一切漠不关心 The abyss, the place where you don't care anymore.
心如死灰 Where all hope dies.
就这么定了，你不准再碰这案子 We're done here. You're off the case.
不！这还没完 No! This isn't over.
你不能用一堆形而上的标准来打发我 You can't dismiss me with some metaphysical BS.
为什么你要这么做？ Why are you doing this?
- 我告诉过你了 - 额呵 - I told you. - Uh-uh.
我们对付过比帕里斯·弗朗茨糟糕得多的麻烦 We've been up against worse threats than Paris Franz.
这不是你一个人的事，是我们俩的事 This isn't about me, it's about us.
这是你谨小慎微和固执己见的问题 It's about you getting protective and sitting in judgment.
我不接受 I won't have it!
那就滚开 Then get out.
你竟敢！ How dare you!
我是因为你才牵扯其中的！我做的都是你吩咐的 I'm in this because of you! I did what you wanted.
我都应付下来了！ I made it work!
芭芭拉·凯瑟琳·戈登，你都干了什么蠢事？ Barbara Kathleen Gordon, what the hell have you done?
所以，你和瑜伽男？ So, you and yoga guy?
是啊，几天之前 Yeah, a few nights ago.
姑娘，你可真够矜持，感觉怎么样？ Girl, you've been holding out. How was it?
- 不太如意？ - 不，感觉很棒 - Not so good? - No, it was fantastic...
就像烟火 Like fireworks.
然后呢？ Yeah?
只不过他在逃避我 Except he's been avoiding me.
至少，我以为他在 At least, I think he is.
我们还没有交谈过 We haven't talked.
都是过来人啊 I've been to that dance.
也许现在还太早了，尽管过了好几天了 Maybe it was too soon, even after all this time.
跟他谈谈吧，阿芭，有些人需要一点时间来适应 Talk to him, Babs. Some guys need a period of adjustment.
他们一提到负责和承诺就神经衰弱 They get nervous about commitment.
他也是人嘛，对不对 He's only human, right?
本地新闻，城里四处爆发黑帮火拼 In local news, the city is bracing for gang wars
就在周六帮派首脑卡洛斯·弗朗西斯科死后 following the murder of crime boss, Carlos Francesco, Saturday.
与此同时，针对嫌疑人派里·弗朗西斯科 At the same time, the manhunt goes on for Parry Francesco,
又名帕里斯·弗朗茨的抓捕行动还在继续 aka Paris Franz, the murder suspect.
哈维·布洛克警探受访说：“就好像他从地球上蒸发了……” Said Detective Harvey Bullock, "It's like he's fallen off the face of the Earth..."
你嘴里可出不了象牙，哈维 From your lips, Harvey.
可是我试着变成你想要的女孩 But I tried to be what you want.
你完全没仔细听我讲，黛比 You're not listening to me, Debbie.
你太尼玛黏人了，我感觉被困住了，动弹不得 So damn clingy. I feel trapped, like I can't move.
我需要空间 I need space.
嘿，嘿，嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
喏……空间 There... Space.
你觉得呢？ So, what do you think?
要不要试一试？ Is it worth a shot?
管他的，我打了 I'm doing it, anyway.
嘿 Hey.
嗨，今晚监控里没什么事，所以我想着出来活动活动 Hi, nothing on cable tonight, so I thought I'd get out and get some exercise.
跟我讲讲，帕里斯最近什么情况？ Tell me, how's Paris these days?
他在组织行动 He's on the move.
我找到线索说他可能藏在码头 We got a tip he might be hiding out at the docks.
我现在就在这儿 That's where I am right now.
会不会是个陷阱？ That wouldn't be an invitation, would it?
不会 No.
我只是开个玩笑，不过我就在这附近 I was just kidding, but I'm not that far away.
不行 No.
然而你抓到他之后呢？然后怎么办？ But what about after you get him? What then?
我们可以像往常一样了吗？ Are we back in business?
你说话呀！ Oh, come on!
我们之后再谈 We'll talk later.
不就是上了一次床而已吗！ It was just sex for God's sake.
没有什么其它的意思 It doesn't have to mean anything.
我们又不是非得要在意，我就不在意 It's not like we have to care, I don't care.
你也不在意，我们就像以往一样，那就行了 You don't care. We just go back like it was. That's all.
拜托 Please.
再说 Later.
正中靶心，老兄 Bang on, mate!
包抄另一边 Take the other side.
终于放单了 Alone at last.
自私，愚蠢，垃圾！ Selfish, foul, piece of garbage!
一切都怪你！ You ruined everything!
肯定是来亲戚了 Must be that time of the month.
在蝙蝠侠的帮助下，警方已经逮捕了弗朗茨 Thanks to Batman, Franz was taken into police custody,
全城紧张的搜捕行动也告一段落 ending an intensive city-wide search.
这是早先拍到他被收押的画面 This was the scene earlier today as he was taken into arraignment.
我爱你，蝙蝠女，爱你一万年 Love you, Batgirl. Love you.
蝙蝠女 Batgirl.
差不多 Close.
还是我来替你结束这一切吧 I thought I'd save you the trouble of ending this.
这些东西你兴许想拿回去 There's some stuff you might want back.
总不能让烟雾弹在家里爆炸了 Can't have smoke bombs exploding in the apartment.
对不起，只是我…… I'm sorry, it's just that...
我明白。保护这座城市自有其意义 I get it. It's one thing to protect the city,
但对于一个个人而言 another when it narrows down to one person.
一个你很在乎的人 Someone you really care about.
我会找些事来打发我的时间 I'll find some way to fill my time.
你知道吗，我似乎体会到了 It's just as well, you know.
你所说的深渊 I saw that abyss you spoke about,
非常可怕，但又很诱人 very scary, but so tempting.
我不知道你是怎样克制自己的 I don't know how you resist it.
我不觉得肉体凡身能办到 I don't think it's humanly possible after a while.
你自己小心 Be careful.
就这样了 And that was that.
噢，我会再见到他的，不过不再以蝙蝠女的身份 Oh, I'd see him again, but never as Batgirl.
这一篇章的人生对我而言已经结束了 I really was done with that part of my life.
大约一周以后，谁管它呢 A week later, it wouldn't matter anyway.
一场剧烈的风暴咄咄逼近，我们都将被席卷其中 A terrible storm was moving in and we'd all be in for it by then.
这晚上够闹心，哈？ Hell of a night, huh?
哥谭市的哪个晚上不是这样？ What makes it different from any other night in Gotham?
没有，依我看的确没有 Nothing, nothing at all, I suppose.
戈登局长，呃，觉得你应该想要看看这个 Commissioner Gordon, uh, he thought you might like to see this.
- 这词用得有意思 - 什么？ - That's an interesting choice of words. - Come again?
为何会“想要”看看这个？ Why would I "like" to see this?
呵 Huh.
好吧，我猜“需要”看看这个更适合你，对吧？ Well, I guess "need" would have been better for you, right?
验尸官来过并做了大致勘察 Coroner came and gave things the eyeball.
他说这些可怜的管道工大约三年前就死了 Says these poor saps died probably three years ago.
死了？ Died?
那个，验尸之前我们没办法确定他们是不是被谋杀的 Well, we won't know for sure if they was murdered till after the autopsies.
他们是被谋杀的 They were murdered.
你怎么看这件事？ What do you make of this?
我怎么看？ What do I make?
喏，三年前有个牙医大会 Well, three years ago was that dentists' convention.
那场会议有一些参与者再没回过家，直接失踪了 The one where a handful of conventioneers never returned home, just went missing.
清空银行存款从人间消失了 Emptied out their bank accounts and disappeared.
我觉得我们直入虎口了 I think we're standing in the mouth of that.
呵，这词用的有点意思 It's an interesting choice of words, huh?
告诉戈登我想和他谈谈 Tell Gordon I'd like to talk to him.
我也想，不过今晚是他们父女团圆之夜，你知道他从不…… I would, but tonight's his father-daughter night and you know he doesn't...
非到不可 Have to be there.
告诉戈登我想和他…… Tell Gordon I need to talk...
谈谈 To him.
你好？ 芭芭拉，是爸爸。 Hello? Barbara, it's Dad.
哦，嗨，爸爸，你今天过得怎么样 Oh, hi, Dad, how's your day?
尚未结束，很遗憾。 Not over yet, unfortunately.
对不起，亲爱的，我今晚恐怕不能来了 I'm sorry, honey, but I won't be able to make it tonight.
有些事。 你没事儿吧？ Something's come up. Are you all right?
我很好，没有什么让你操心。 I'm fine, there's nothing for you to worry about.
有朋友要我帮忙。 A friend asked me for a favor.
一个朋友。 A friend?
是的，亲爱的，一个朋友。 Yes, honey, that friend.
你介意告诉我这是怎么回事？ You mind telling me what this is about?
哈维丹特
听我说 Listen to me.
他被关押了两年。 He's been in custody for two years.
如果我们能够证明我们今天发现... If we can prove what we found today...
他会承认。 他是个疯子 He'll confess. He's insane.
这是一个错误你认为你知道他要什么。 It's a mistake to think you know what he'll do.
姓名 未知
我在这里不是因为我发现什么 I'm not here because of what was found today.
而是我需要在这 I'm here because I need to be.
哈喽，我想和你谈谈 Hello, I want to talk.
我最近在想关于我们之间的事 I've been thinking lately about you, you and me.
我们最后会怎么样 About how this is going to end.
我们谁先死 About who will end up killing who.
也许，你会杀了我，也许我会杀了你， Perhaps, you'll kill me, perhaps I'll kill you,
或早或晚，你知道的，不是吗？ perhaps sooner, perhaps later, you know that, don't you?
我只是，希望你 I just, I need to know,
在最后时刻来临前 for when that time comes,
我们可以谈谈 that I'd made a genuine attempt to talk things over,
去改变这样的结果 就这一次 to try and avert the inevitable, just once.
你有没有在听 我说的 Listen to me, this is life and death,
你与我的命 mine or yours.
我不太明白为什么我们要搞成这样 我不希望你死在 Our relationship, it's fatal. I don't want your murder on my...
嘿，等一下。我有权利。 Hey, wait a minute. I've got rights.
不准你碰我！ You ain't allowed to touch me!
“他在哪儿？ Where is he?
你知道你把谁放走了吗 Do you realize what you've set free?
你知道你做了什么 What it's capable of? Do you have any idea?
“他在哪儿？ Where is he?
老天爷啊，打开那扇门！ 放开我！ Dear God, open that door! Get off of me!
你在做什么 What do you think you're doing?
你知道法律不允许虐待囚犯 You know the laws about mistreating inmates.
如果你伤害他一根头发... If you harm one hair on his head...
现在，你这个涂满油彩的家伙 Now, you stinking little stain!
我最后一次客气的询问你 I'm going to ask you politely, one last time.
“他在哪儿？ Where is he?
啊，你在这儿。 Ah, there you are.
你已经好好看过这里了 So, had enough time to look over the property?
确定这是你要的地方 It's what you're looking for?
噢 这里真是俗气，丑陋和闻起来像尿 Well, it's garish, ugly and smells like piss.
还被流浪汉们当天然厕所 Can't quite make out whether it's bums or rats, but it's piss.
我对于香味可是一个行家 I'm a connoisseur when it comes to eau de toilette.
至于游乐设施， As for the rides,
随便就能让小孩不死也残 any innocent little child getting on one could be maimed or worse.
你不喜欢? So you don't like it?
不喜欢 Don't like it?
我为之疯狂 I'm crazy for it!
好吧，好吧，好 Okay, okay, that's great.
你真的要买下这里 我提的价钱不回太贵 So the price, with what you've mentioned, we can negotiate.
太贵 我刚才参观的时候 No need to, sure your price is steep, but as I look around,
已经大赚了一笔 all I can see is I'll be making a killing.
总之 钱不是问题 And money? Not a problem.
不再是了 Not anymore.
怎么样？难道他们喜欢你的表演吗 How'd it go? Did they like your act?
那么，他们，呃... Well, they, uh...
他们说，他们会打电话给我 They said they might call me.
我太紧张了，有个笑料搞杂了 I got nervous and blew a punch line.
哦 Oh.
哦是什么意思 What do you mean, "Oh"?
我没别的意思 I didn't mean anything.
你有，你有，你那样哦了一声 Yes, you did, the way you said "oh" like that.
老天，我只是说了. Jesus, all I said was...
你说 哦 You said, "Oh."
你想说 哦，这样你没有得到那份工作 As in, "Oh, so you didn't get the job?"
哦，我应该早就知道 As in, "Oh, I should've known?"
哦 现在我们如何养活我们的孩子 As in, "Oh, so how are we going to feed our baby?"
你以为我不担心吗 You think I'm not worried about that?
你认为我就是一个笑话 You think it's all a big joke to me?
我必须上台 上台站在那 I have to go up on stage
却没有人笑。 and nobody laughs.
你却认为我不在乎 And you think I don't care.
你却认为 认为 You think, you think...
天啊！天啊！对不起！ Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm sorry!
我不是故意要对你发脾气的 I don't mean to take this out on you.
嫁给一个废物老公 你吃的苦就已经够多了 You're suffering enough, being married to a loser.
亲爱的，那不是... 是的，这是真的。 Honey, that's not... Yes, it is true.
我养不起你 I can't support you.
哦，珍妮。 Oh, Jeannie.
嘘。会好起来的。 Shh. It'll be okay.
宝宝不会那么快出生 The baby won't be here for another three months.
而且我想房东太太可以允许我们多欠些房租她同情我 Mrs. Berkis will let us slide on the rent a little longer, she feels sorry for me.
她讨厌我。 She hates me.
每次我走楼梯时她都在走廊沉着脸看我 She comes out in the hallway to scowl at me every time I take the stairs.
这个房子充满猫和老人的怪味 That smell like cat litter and old people.
我一定要宝宝出生前离开这里 I've just got to get you out of here before the baby comes.
我要弄到足够的钱，让我们搬到像样的社区 All I need is enough money to get us set up in a decent neighborhood.
对于街对面那些女孩来说只需要一个周末 For crying out loud, there are girls on the street who earn that in a weekend
就能不费吹灰之力赚到足够的钱 without having to tell a single joke or blow a punch line.
别担心这个了 Come here and stop worrying about us.
我爱你 不管你有没有工作 I love you, job or no job.
你的床上功夫可非常棒而去你总能让我让我开心 You're good in the sack and you make me laugh.
让我告诉你一件事。 Let me tell you something.
你确定不会后悔买这个地方 You ain't going to regret buying this place.
这地方也没有看起来那么糟糕 It ain't as bad as it looks.
你说的对极了 I hope you're wrong about that.
的确 这里是非常棒的游乐场所 Come on, a little spit and polish, you'll have yourself one hell of a carnival.
拜你高明的推销技巧 Oh, you are so right, and thanks to your smooth salesmanship
我决定买下这里 and your silver tongue, I'm completely sold.
我们握手成交吧 Let's shake on it.
当然，当然，这是我的荣幸。 Sure, sure, it's my privilege.
是的，是的 Yes, yes, it is.
他们是谁 Who are they?
合伙人和我的律师。 Spit and Polish, my attorneys.
他们在一小时前说服你的合作人签下转让合同 They persuaded your partner to sign over the deed about an hour ago.
这里已经是我的了 The property's already mine.
我想你也为我高兴吧 I can see that you're happy about that.
现在，我必须赶着 Now, I must dash.
雇佣员工 租用设施 There's equipment to rent, plus workers to hire,
之外 我还不打算派人看守这个景点所以 and of course, I need to secure my main attraction.
你高兴呆多久都可以 Uh, do feel free to stick around.
您的茶点，老爷 Your refreshments, Master Bruce.
还需要帮忙的地方吗，还是就这样了 Well, then, sir, do you need my further assistance or should I just go away?
这样就可以了 That'll be fine.
我试着想找出他打算做什么 Trying to figure out what he intends to do.
但这办不到 It's almost impossible.
我觉得这样挺好的，先生。 Excuse me if I find that comforting, sir.
我不了解他，阿尔弗雷德。 I don't know him, Alfred.
这些年来，我对他的认识并不比他对我的认识多 All these years and I don't know who he is any more than he knows who I am.
你能肯定吗 Are you sure of that?
你是什么意思？ What do you mean?
我的意思是不要小看他。 I mean don't underestimate him.
我不和也不应低估他了我。 I don't and neither should he underestimate me.
你不能节省大家的，先生。 You can't save everyone, sir.
他开车送我。 He drives me.
两个人怎么能不恨相知这么多？ How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?
我讨厌这样每当我们抓到他，我都向上帝祈祷，“神啊，请让他乖乖呆在那吧 I hate this. Whenever we jail him, I pray, Please, God, just keep him there."
但他每次都跑出来 And then when he escapes, it's,
我们又祈祷他不会做太恐怖的事 "Please don't let him do something too awful this time."
我讨厌这个工作 I hate it.
爸爸 你就不能把你的工作留在办公室 放松一下也好 Dad, just once, could you leave your work at the office and relax?
我给你做了热可可 I made you some cocoa.
谢谢你 我把报纸剪好就行 Thanks, but tonight I could use something a little stiffer.
你知道，我找到你说不见的猫女剪贴簿 You know, I found that Catwoman scrapbook you couldn't.
就掉在衣柜后面。 It was behind the wardrobe.
有天你真的应该让我弄个档案系统 You really ought to let me work out a filing system for you,
就像图书馆里的那样 something like we use at the library.
Mmm-hmm.
哦，看看。 Oh, look.
你得胶水涂太多了 这样会掉到你的裤子。 You've got paste squidging out, don't get it on your pants.
芭芭拉，我发誓，你比你妈还啰嗦 Barbara, I swear, you're fussier than your mother was.
肯定是科琳来了，她来得也太早了 That must be Colleen. She's early.
我们要去工作了。 We're going to work out.
你必须招待她，而我做好准备。 You'll have to entertain her while I get ready.
看看这个这是他们的第一次见面 Look at this one. First time they met.
他只是抢劫银行呢。记得？ He was just robbing banks then. Remember?
我记得小时候你是怎样描述他苍白的脸和绿色的头发 What I remember is you describing his white face and green hair.
真是把我吓死了 I was just a kid, scared the hell out of me.
我以为你会感到有趣 I thought you'd be interested.
是啊，害我做了一些非常有趣的噩梦 Yeah, well, I had some really interesting nightmares.
芭芭拉 Barbara!
不用担心 I wouldn't worry yet, if I were you.
这是图书馆员常见的心理表现 It's just a psychological manifestation, common among librarians.
她认为她现在就像一本摊在咖啡桌上的书 She thinks she's a coffee table edition,
还有我没法细声细语的说太多话 though I can't say much for this volume's condition.
我的意思她不但衣服上多了个洞 I mean there's a hole in the jacket
还伤到了颈椎 and the spine appears to be damaged.
你这个败类，我会... You scum, I'll...
你会怎么做 Will you?
真新鲜，不按常理出牌 Refreshing to hear, not by the book.
说到这，她以后要靠轮椅走路了 Speaking of which, this one won't be walking off the shelf anytime soon.
事实上，她走路的想法似 In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems remote.
不过，这总是与softbacks一个问题。 But then, that's always a problem with softbacks.
哦，上帝，文学讨论，可以得到这么干的，他们不能？ Oh, God, literary discussions can get so dry, can't they?
完成警官，带他在那里他需要和请千万小心。 Finish the Commissioner, take him where he needs to be and please, do be careful.
毕竟，他是我名单上的首选 After all, he is topping the bill.
你知道吗你无法参加你令尊的表演真是太遗憾了 It really is a shame you'll miss your father's debut, Ms. Gordon.
可惜，我们的场地不对 Sadly, our venue wasn't built
残疾人士开放 for the disabled in mind.
你为什么这么做 Why are you doing this?
为了证明一个论点 To prove a point.
这是犯罪 Here's to crime.
你看，我有一个理由，一个好的理由 You see, I have a reason, a good one.
我必须证明自己... I have to prove myself...
够格当个父亲与丈夫 As a husband and a father.
我是说 我是绝对不会这么做的 I mean, well, this isn't the sort of thing I'd agree to do normally,
如果没有一个重要原因。 without an important reason.
当然了 Of course.
我告诉过你，我本来是个研究助理 Did I ever tell you I started out as a lab assistant?
当然 我说过 对吧 Of course, I did, right?
那是个好工作 真是一份好工作 A good job, a real good job, but my heart wasn't in it.
我却辞掉了这份工作 So, I quit to be a comedian, to make people laugh
因为我觉得自己有喜剧天赋 because when they laugh, they feel good.
事实是我没有 The thing is... They didn't.
现在 看看我这副德性 Now I'm not feeling good.
这就是我为什么在这的原因 That's why I'm here, for one big score!
嘿，老兄冷静下来 Hey, can you try and be cool?
对不起，我通常白天不喝酒 Sorry, I usually don't drink at lunchtime.
可是你确定我们会顺利脱身 你不是在说谎 You're not lying when you say we'll get away with it?
并且没有人会知道我也有份 Nobody will know I was involved?
不用担心，朋友。我们会照顾你的 Not to worry, friend. We'll take care of you.
我们需要你的帮助穿过你曾经工作过的化工厂 We need your help getting into that chemical plant you used to work in
潜入隔壁的扑克牌公司 and into the playing card company next door.
这是你的专业知识，我们赞赏。 It's your expertise we appreciate.
并确保没有人将您联想到抢劫， And to absolutely guaratee ain't nobody connects you to the robbery,
你会戴着这个 you'll be wearing this.
等一下，我以前见过，在报纸上。 Wait a minute, I've seen that before in the papers.
这就是红头罩的面具。 That's the Red Hood's mask.
他上个月突袭冰品公司。 He raided that ice company last month.
别傻了 Smarten up, wise guy.
哪有什么红头罩 There ain't no Red Hood.
只是一些戴这个面具的人罢了 Just a bunch of guys like yourself and a mask.
对 面具下是谁不重要 Right, the most valued member of the crew,
只需让对我们 he gets to wear it, no questions asked.
重要的成员戴上 'Cause he needs the...
他不能暴露自己的身份 "He can't afford to be connected to the job
为了保密 "so he deserves additional anonymity."
而最重要的 Merits it.
就是你。 Sure. That makes sense, right? That's you.
但这东西没有洞怎么看到外面 But there aren't any eye slits.
我怎么看的？ How am I supposed to see?
这就是这东西的高明设计之处 Well, therein lies the beauty.
这里有双向镜，就像警察使用的，是吧 Two-way mirrors, just like the cops use, huh?
我不知道，我不知道。 I don't know, I don't know.
这化工厂... That chemical plant...
我就是因为它让人毛骨悚然才辞职的 I quit 'cause it creeped me out.
又阴森又丑陋，想想我鸡皮疙瘩就出来了 So grim and ugly, it was getting under my skin.
但是你对它了若指掌 But you know it like the back of your hand.
没错 Right.
但这不是针对你个人的 But this ain't about you, though.
不，不，当然不是。 No. No, of course not.
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就干这一票，然后我就可以换个像样的生活。 Just this once, then I can lead a proper life.
没错 Exactly.
破罐子破摔 Can't make a nest without breaking a few eggs.
真有趣。 That's funny.
不，这话都听腻了 No, it's cliche.
周五晚上十一点 So, 11:00, Friday night,
朋友， friend?
星期六的早上开始，我就会变有钱人 Starting Saturday morning, I'll be rich.
真难想象 我的生活会从此改变 Just trying to imagine that, my life, completely changed.
一切都会不同以往 Nothing will be the same...
再也不同 Not ever again.
她再也不会走路了。 She'll never walk again.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
一位叫科琳·迈尔斯的女士发现了戈登小姐 Some woman found Ms. Gordon, name of Colleen Miles.
她发现，呃，受害者衣衫不整 She found the, uh, victim in a state of undress.
衣衫不整？ Undress?
他们没告诉你吗？ They didn't tell you?
太变态了，不是吗？ Pretty sick, ain't it?
麻烦请出去一下 Leave us alone for a moment.
芭芭拉，我不知道你是否能听到我。 Barbara, I don't know if you can hear me.
蝙蝠侠 Batman?
蝙蝠侠 Batman.
他把爸爸，他... He took Dad, he...
天啊！我记起来了 Oh, God! I remember.
芭芭拉，放松 没事的 Barbara, take it easy. It's okay.
不，不，不好 No, no, it's not okay.
他这次真的打算做绝了 He's taking it to the limit this time.
你没看到他的眼睛。 You didn't see his eyes.
他说，他想证明一个论点。 He said he wanted to prove a point.
他还说爸爸是他名单上的首选 Said Dad was top of the bill.
他要做什么 他要对我爸爸做什么 What's he going to do? What's he going to do to my father?
什么？ Huh? What?
起来 Wait!Up!
不要 Stop!
起来 Up!
不，不！ No, no!
住手 Don't, please.
你们在干什么 Why are you doing this?
你们要把我带到哪里 Where are you taking me?
跪下 什么 Down! What?
跪下 Down!
你们要我在这干嘛 Please, tell me what I'm doing here.
有人 Somebody!
在吗 Doing?
做什么 你要做一个普通人遇到恐怖事情都会做的事 You're doing what any sane man in your appalling circumstances would do.
发疯 You're going mad.
我想起来了 I remember.
回想 我可不会这么做 I wouldn't do that.
回忆是最危险的了 Remembering's dangerous.
尤其我发现过去实在让人烦恼焦躁 I find the past such a worrying, anxious place.
是的，记忆是如此的让人焦躁 Yes, memory is so treacherous.
回忆过去 一下让你迷失其中 One moment you're lost in a carnival of delight, childhood aromas,
迷失在 the flashing neon of puberty,
被棉花糖所包围的青春里 all that sentimental candyfloss.
接下来，它会把你带到你不想去的地方 The next, it takes you somewhere you don't want to be.
那地方又黑又冷 Somewhere dark and cold,
浮现出你巴不得忘记的画面 filled with damp, ambiguous-shaped things you'd rather forget.
有时过去显得 卑鄙，丑恶 惹人厌 Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes.
像孩子一样，不是吗？ Like children, no?
芭芭拉 Barbara.
但是，我们生活中不能没有过去 But can we live without them?
毕竟回忆是我们理性的根基 Memories are what our reason is based on.
如果我们否认回忆，那么就是在否定理性本身 If we deny them, we deny reason itself.
话说回来 何乐而不为 Although, what's wrong with that, really?
我们何被理性束缚 It's not like we're contractually tied down to rationality.
它有不会感激你 There is no sanity clause.
所以，当你发现自己被绑在思想的列车上 So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought,
朝你自己不愿去的过去驶去 headed for places in your past where the screaming is unavoidable...
别忘了总有发疯这一条出路 Remember this, there's always madness.
那么你就可以出来了 You can just step outside,
关上那扇心灵的大门 close the door on all those dreadful things that happened.
永远上锁 You can lock them away forever.
好，今晚一切都准备完毕了 So, everything's settled for tonight?
我们可以指望你吗 We can count on you?
嗯...嗯，当然。 Uh... Well, of course.
除非我疯了，现在退出 It'd be crazy to back out now.
唯一麻烦的是我该如何跟珍妮说 我去干什么了 I mean, the worst part, lying to Jeannie, that's done.
她认为我今晚在夜总会有场表演 She thinks I have a club engagement.
没有理由让她不继续这么想 No reason she shouldn't keep right on thinking that.
听好 今晚别忘了穿西装打上红领结。 Now, about tonight, wear a suit and a bow tie.
这才是红头罩帮的风格 It's kind of the trademark with this Red Hood business.
当然 这样珍妮就会认为我去了夜总会。 It's what Jeannie will expect me to wear to the night club.
啊!太完美的了 Ah! It's perfect.
对不起，先生 Excuse me, sir?
我们可以到外面单独与你谈谈吗 Could we speak to you outside for a moment?
我？但为什么？我没有，我的意思是，嗯... Me? But why? I haven't, I mean, uh...
需要你一点时间，先生。 It'll only take a moment, sir.
你有什么告诉我们吗，朋友 Something you want to tell us, friend?
我的妻子在今天早上发生了意外 There was an accident this morning...
她在拿婴儿奶瓶加热器（一种加热器）时 Testing the baby bottle heater.
不幸被电死了 An electrical short and my wife died.
哎呀，那太可怕了 我们非常难过。 Gee, that's terrible. We're really sorry.
警察说，这是个概率极小的事故。 The cops said it was a million-to-one shot accident.
说我最好去医院。 Said I should probably have another drink before I went to the hospital.
你应该 And you should.
一个人静静 对吧 Rough break, man, probably want to be alone, right?
没关系的 That's cool.
我们晚点再谈 We'll see you back here tonight.
今晚... Tonight?
我不会干了 I can't.
没有理由再去做了 There's no reason anymore.
珍妮死了。 Jeannie's dead.
哦，不，不，不，你老婆的我很遗憾 Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry about your wife,
无论发生了什么，今晚我们要干的是大事 but what's happening tonight, it's no little thing.
没有人可以全身而退 And we can't ensure that anybody backing out remains healthy.
呃，可是...... 没有但是 Uh, but... No buts and no exceptions.
明天你才能光明正大埋葬你老婆 Look, tomorrow you bury your old lady in luxury.
今晚，你和我们在一起。 Tonight, you're with us.
看着这张照片 Get the picture?
我数到10。 I'm going to count to 10.
1，9， One, nine...
我向上帝发誓 我不知道他在哪 I swear to God, man, he ain't been around.
向我发誓 Swear to me!
我向你发誓。 You! I swear to you.
当他逃出来时 就雇人 你知道的 When he escapes, it ain't long till he comes around, recruiting, you know?
但不是这次 没有人见过他 But not this time. Nobody's seen him.
干嘛 Yeah?
离门远点 Step away from the door.
哦，糟了 Oh, shit.
你做了什么？ You done?
是啊，我听说他还是跑了出来 Yeah, I heard he got out again. You heard?
看 Read.
冷静下来，我不知道他在哪里 Calm down, I have no idea where he is
或是他有什么计划，相信我。 or what in the hell he's got planned, trust me.
我不能相信你。 I can't trust you.
不，但请相信我。 No, but believe me.
如果我知道什么，我会告诉你 实情 If I knew anything, I'd tell you, honest.
我的人，嗯 People in my, uh...
我们把它称为“老本行”。 Let's call it "line of work."
罪犯。 Criminals.
是的，我们可能会被你吓到 Yeah, we may be scared of you.
但我们害怕他。 We're terrified of him.
法庭内保持肃静 法庭内保持肃静 Order in the court! Order in the court!
我要对黑麦火腿 I'll have ham on rye.
不一定是好的就是一个经典 It doesn't have to be good to be a classic.
因此，委员，我需要你的帮助。 So, Commissioner, I need your help.
这就是为什么我在这里 Is that why I'm here?
这就是为什么你现在在这儿，就像现在，在这一刻。 That's why you're here right now, like right now, as in this moment.
帮我一个忙，活在其中 好吗 Do me a favor and live in it, okay?
不管怎样，我和我的同事们，我们不能 Anyway, me and my colleagues, we couldn't come up with
一个声音身心我们之间。 one sound mind and body between us.
所以，我们就指望你的。 So, we're counting on yours.
应该怎样与别人谁拥有对法律的无视做些什么呢？ What should be done with someone who has no regard for the law?
是啊！ 他是对的。 Yeah! He's right.
有人谁对待这样的人肉！ Someone who treats people like meat!
一个人谁没有问题残害他的人得到他的方式。 A man who has no problem brutalizing his fellow man to get his way.
现在，现在 你会怎么做 Now, now. What would you do to a man
谁使你违背维护的法律誓言 who breaks the laws you are sworn to uphold?
怪物谁忽略了你的立场的一切！ A monster who ignores everything you stand for!
得了吧，有那么坏吗？ Come on, is it that bad?
是的，是的，如果它是对我来说.. Yes, it is, and if it were up to me...
现在，你说了算。 Right now, it is.
我会向他扔法律之书。 I'd throw the book at him.
扔它 Throw the book!
扔它 扔它 扔它 Throw the book! Throw the book! Throw the book!
法律
你在等什么？丢它！丢它！ What are you waiting for? Throw it! Throw it!
丢它！丢它！ Throw it! Throw it!
扔它 Throw the book!
正中靶心 Right on target.
事实是，警官， Truth is, Commissioner,
受审的人在这里，你认为你的朋友。 the man on trial here, you consider your friend.
不，这是有趣的。 Nope, which is funny.
滑稽？ Funny?
是啊，他通常都是立刻来这边的 Yeah, he usually comes around here, right away.
甚至在新闻报道之前， Like before it's even on the news,
他一逃出精神病院 he broke out of the nuthouse again, he's had a roll.
你会认为对于他来说最重要的事情是什么 You'd think the most important thing for him is to...
什么 What?
爽一发 Have a good time.
那么，为什么你觉得他一直没有来找你 So, why do you think he hasn't been to visit?
我不知道。 I don't know.
也许，他找到了另一个女孩。 Maybe, he found himself another girl.
嘿，有人找你 Hey, somebody wants you.
嗯，嗯，嗯 你无处可藏 Uh-uh-uh. No fair hiding.
啊。嗯，我知道为什么了。 Ugh. Well, I'd see why.
你看起来不那么好 You don't look so good.
好吧，我不怪你，你知道有人说生命就像碗樱桃而你现在 Well, I don't blame you, not when that bowl of cherries some call life,
就在碗底 turned out to be the pits of hell.
也许，一首歌可能会给你带来笑容 Perhaps, a song might bring a smile to your face.
当全世界充满烦恼 When the world is full of care
每时每刻头条都在报道绝望的消息 And every headline screams despair
不断报道 强奸，饥饿，战争6以及生活多没价值 When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile
有个保持笑容的秘诀 Then there's a certain thing I do
我将传授给你 Which I shall pass along to you
这一直使我保持微笑 That's always guaranteed to make me smile
好 Yes!
我发疯了 I go loony
就像一只猛撞灯泡的小虫 As a light bulb-battered bug
就像个疯子 Simply loony
口吐白沫和咬着地毯 Sometimes foam and chew the rug
先生，生活就像个走不出去的牢笼 Mister, life is swell in a padded cell
它会赶走忧郁 It'll chase those blues away
你能把它换成精神病院里的橡胶墙 You can trade your gloom for a rubber room
和每天注射两次的针 And injections twice a day
像个吸毒者一样发疯 Just go loony like an acid casualty
或是像电视上的传道者 Or a Moonie or a preacher on TV
就算全人类一脸焦急 When the human race wears an anxious face
就算炸弹挂在头上 When the bomb hangs overhead
就算你的孩子闷闷不乐 When your kid turns blue
再也不会烦恼 It won't worry you
你会点头微笑 You can smile and nod instead
只要你够疯 When you're loony
就没有什么好在乎 Then you just don't give a fig
人是如此微小 Man's so puny
宇宙如此巨大 And the universe so big
芭芭拉？不 Barbara? No!
如果你内心受伤 If you hurt inside, get certified
又受到命运的残酷对待 And if life should treat you bad
芭芭拉！芭芭拉！ Barbara! Barbara!
不要生气 不要生气 Don't get even, get mad
芭芭拉 Barbara!
好 Yes!
啊，他们到了 Ah, here they are now.
我的老天 那是辆幽灵列车。 Holy Christ! That must be the best ghost train in the business.
当他们进去时 中间的小伙伴 I mean, when they went in, the fellow in the middle
还不到十七岁。 didn't look a day over 17.
好了，这就是现实的剂量会做给你。 Well, that's what a dose of reality will do to you.
这就是为什么我从来不碰这些东西。 It's why I never touch the stuff.
它让人胡思乱想。 I find it waters down the hallucinations.
因此，警官，你觉得怎么样 So, Commissioner, how's things?
警官？你好？有人在家吗？ Commissioner? Hello? Anybody home?
哦。这也太无聊了 Oh. This wasn't supposed to turn out boring.
哦，把他关到笼子里去 Oh, put him away in his cage.
我们要开门营业了 We're about to open for business.
希望我们的主要景点能变得有趣些 Let's hope our main attraction gets livelier.
给他点时间去好好想想自己的处境 Give him time to reflect upon life
和那些飞来横祸 and all its random uncontrollability.
嘿，别发呆了 Hey, quit your daydreaming, friend.
我们要干活了 It's showtime.
我只是想到 I was just remembering.
我以前上班都从这经过 I used to walk along here to work each morning.
啊，是 是 Ah, that's good, real good.
这正是我们需要你做的。 That's just what we need you to do.
只需领我们走过这个臭厂 Just guide us through this stinking factory
所以我们可以要合作 so we can get to the joint next door.
离我们远点，我们来做这些肮脏事 And stay far away from us while we do the dirty work.
我们让你做这个就像给你送钱。 It's like we're practically giving you money by cutting you in on this.
现在吗 我是说 Right now?
我能呼吸吗 Will I be able to breathe?
如果你不吸烟。 Not if you smoke.
很好 That's a good one.
也许，我应该寻找到你的工作行，而不是你寻找到我的。 Maybe, I should be looking into your line of work instead of you looking into mine.
你有一个有趣的形状的头。 You got a funny shaped head.
也许我应该已经是一个小丑，而不是一个喜剧演员。 Maybe I should've been a clown instead of a comedian.
那里。可以看到，朋友 There. You can see, friend?
是的，但一切看起来都是红的 Yeah, but everything's red,
也有点闷 气味怪怪的 stuffy too and it smells.
哦，我的声音听起来像回音 Ooh, my voice sounds echo-y.
闭嘴，开始工作。 Then shut up and get to work.
好吧，我们经过这里过去滤池 Okay, we go through here past the filter tanks
然后君主扑克牌只是超出了分区。 and then Monarch Playing Cards is just beyond the partition.
你知道这地方看起来甚至在红更糟。 You know this place looks even worse in red.
它看起来像... 嘿，你！站住 It looks like... Hey, you! Freeze!
来吧，来吧，举起手来！ Come on, come on, get 'em up!
墨菲，得到一些男人过来后海湾。 Murph, get some men over to the rear bays.
我们正在招到红头罩帮抢劫。 We're being robbed by the Red Hood Mob.
你这个混蛋！你说没有警卫的 You asshole! You said there was no security.
他们一定是从我离开后做了些改变 They must have altered things since I left.
这些声音在头盔里如此响亮 It's so loud.
看在上帝的份上，跑！这一切搞砸了，快跑！ For God's sake, run! This is all screwed up, run!
哪条路？ Man, which way?
我看不到我不知道 I can't see where I'm going.
你这个废物 You useless son of a bitch.
我跟他们不是一伙的 I'm not the guy you want.
是他！他是我们的头 It's him! He's our ringleader.
他是红头罩 He's the Red Hood.
他要开枪 He's pulling a gun!
不，不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no!
停下！ Stop!
不用开枪 No more shooting.
我会以自己的方式招呼他 I'll take care of this my way.
这是那个蝙蝠人 It's that human bat guy.
亲爱的上帝，我做了什么值得吗？ Dear God, what did I do to deserve this?
所以，红头罩， So, Red Hood,
我们又见面了。” we meet again.
离我远点，不要再靠近，你这个怪物！ Stay away from me, don't come any closer, you monster!
嗯,嗯. Uh, uh...
它燃烧！ It burns!
我身上到处痒 怎么回事 I'm itching all over. What's...
女士们、先生们， Ladies and gentlemen,
虽然这里没有任何女生先生 although there doesn't seem to be either here.
所有年龄段的孩子如何 How about children of all ages?
你一定已经收到您的免费​​门票。哦，我很高兴。 You must have received your free ticket. Oh, I'm so glad.
女士们，先生们，所有年龄段的孩子， Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages,
一个普通人。 I give you the average man.
印象深刻，是吗？ Impressive, eh?
噢 Ooh!
吉姆 Jim.
吉姆，你还 Jim, are you still...
哦，上帝啊，上帝啊！” Oh, God. Oh, God.
没关系，一切都过去了 It's okay, let it come.
他给我看我女儿的照片。你有看见她吗？ He showed me pictures of my daughter. Have you seen her?
是的，她还活着。 Yes, she's alive.
还有什么 And?
警察正在赶来 The police are right behind me.
我会陪着你，直到...... I'll stay with you, until...
不，我会活下去。 No, I'll survive.
去追他，我希望他被抓住 Go after him. I want him brought in.
我希望他被绳之以法 And I want it done by the book.
被法律 By the book!
你必须抓到他 You have to!
我们必须让他明白 We have to show him our way works.
我问你个事儿哈 Let me ask you something.
现在就算你把我抓回阿卡汉姆也没关系 What does it matter if you send me back to the asylum if it doesn't matter to me?
我已经证明了我的论点。 I've proved my point.
戈登被逼疯了 Gordon's been driven mad.
我已经证明有我和其他人没有什么区别。 I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else.
只是差了噩梦般的一天 All it takes is one bad day.
正常世界跟我之间的距离只差噩梦般的一天 That's how far the world is from where I am, just one bad day.
你也有糟糕的一天，对吗 You had a bad day once, am I right?
哦，我知道我。 Oh, I know I am.
我想 I can tell.
你也有一个糟糕的一天，改变了你的生活 You had a bad day and everything changed.
不然你怎么会打扮的像一只飞鼠 Dressing up like a flying rat doesn't hide it, it screams it.
你也曾有噩梦般的一天，而且像其他人一样被逼疯了 You had a bad day and it drove you as crazy
只是你不承认罢了 as everybody else, only you won't admit it.
你必须保持假装人生是合理的 假装 You have to keep pretending that life makes sense,
这一切挣扎都是有意义的 that there's some point to all this struggling.
你让我想呕吐。 You make me want to puke.
“嘘!” Shh.
我的意思是，你怎么会这样 I mean, what is it with you?
是什么让你变成这样的 What made you what you are?
女友被暴徒杀害 Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe?
兄弟被强盗监禁 Brother carved up by some mugger?
类似的东西，我敢说 Something like that, I know.
因为这样的事情也发生在我身上。 Because something like that happened to me.
有时候，我记得是这一回事，有时候好像又是另一回事。 Sometimes, I remember it one way, sometimes another.
如果我非得有一个过去，我宁愿它有很多版本 If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice.
我的意思是 My point is...
我疯了 I went crazy.
而我承认这一点。 And I'm smart enough to admit it.
你为什么不能 Why can't you?
否认现实，你否认现实 By clinging to reality, you're denying the reality of the situation.
我的意思是，你有没有想过有多少次 I mean, do you ever think about how many times
差点就因为电脑屏幕上的鹅毛引发第三次世界大战 we've come close to World War III over a flock of geese on a computer screen?
一切是个笑话， Silly goose, it's all a joke,
人们所珍视的一切都只是个笑话 everything anybody's ever valued or struggled for, it's monstrous.
为什么你不能及时行乐呢 Why can't you see the funny side?
你为什么不笑 Why aren't you laughing?
因为我已经听说过了，而且它一点也不好笑 Because I've heard it before, and it wasn't funny the first time.
我刚刚才与戈登警官谈过 I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here.
他告诉我，你想让他发疯 He told me he wanted this done by the book.
你知道这意味着什么吗？ You know what that means?
这意味着，尽管你用一堆变态的邪恶的手段对待他 It means that despite all your sick, cruel, vicious little games,
他却像往常一样清醒 he's as sane as he ever was.
所以，不是人就会崩溃 So, ordinary people don't crack.
也许只有你。 Maybe it's just you.
不！ No!
该死 God damnit. God damn it.
嗯，你还等什么呢 Well, what are you waiting for?
你怎么还不杀了我 让观众为你鼓掌。 Kick the hell out of me and get your standing ovation.
来啊！ Come on!
不，我不想这么做 No, not this time.
我不想伤害你。 I don't want to hurt you.
我不希望此事以你或我杀了对方以收场 I don't want either of us to end up killing the other.
但我们没有其他选择 But we're running out of alternatives.
也许，这一切取决于今晚 Perhaps it all hinges on tonight.
我不知道是什么弯曲你的人生 I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape,
也许我也有过错 but maybe I've been there, too.
也许我能帮你 Maybe we could work together.
我可以让你回归正路 I could rehabilitate you.
你不用孤单一人 You don't need to be alone.
我们没有必要互相残杀 We don't have to kill each other.
让我来帮你 Let me help you.
我很抱歉，但太迟了 I'm sorry, but no.
不，太迟了 No, it's far too late for that.
你知道，这很有趣 You know, it's funny.
这使我想起一个笑话 This reminds me of a joke.
听好了 在一家精神病院里有两个人 See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum
有天晚上，有天晚上他们决定他们不呆在这了 and one night, one night they decided they didn't like that anymore.
他们决定逃跑 They decided to escape.
所以 他们爬上了屋顶 So, they made it up to the roof and there,
只要跳过这个狭缝，他们就会走上 just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops,
自由的道路 走向自由的世界 stretching across town, stretching to freedom.
第一个人很轻松的跳了过去 Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem.
但他的朋友却不敢跳 But his friend, no way, he's afraid of falling.
所以，第一个家伙，他有一个想法。 So, the first guy, he has an idea.
他说，“嘿，我有带手电 He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me.
“我会把它照在两栋房子间 "I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings
“你可以踩着光和我一起走过来 "and you can walk across the beam and join me."
但第二个家伙说，你当我是傻子吗 But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy?
你不会把它关掉吧 当我走到一半时 "You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across."
抱歉 Excuse me.
嗯。 Hmm.
是啊，爸爸，我刚从曲棍球比赛中回来 Yeah, Dad, I just got back from the lacrosse game.
我这周末要练壁球 Going to practice some Wallball this weekend.
干得好 Getting pretty good.
下次吧，爸爸，我今晚有事 Maybe another night, Dad, I got plans tonight.
如果你的女儿是如此受欢迎，我也没办法 I can't help it if your daughter's so popular.
下次再聊 I'll talk to you, later.
好 重新开始工作 Right then, back to work.